Yahoo Freak

Why are boxing rings square?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why are buttons on boy's shirts on a different side than girl's shirts?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked.
What is a male ladybug called?
If you crossed a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?

If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.